NANCY PELOSI INCORPORATES A SEXUAL FETISH FOR THIEVING MAIL IN VOTES

Inside of a parallel universe in which political satire reigns supreme, the halls of Congress buzzed with exhilaration and intrigue. Nancy Pelosi, renowned for her sharp wit and cunning techniques, discovered herself at the middle of the scandal of epic proportions. It all started innocently sufficient, with a program working day in Washington, D.C